Imagine the bad boy at work who ass you beat in the breakroom (now a potential "cute buddy") being made fun of in the parking lot because nobody seems to like him. They start calling him "the Crimson chin" (and you have to admit to yourself: his chin is big 🤷🏾‍♂️ but so is his tongue 👅). you pull

Girl, you remember that meathead that I taught about "girlypop"? well, he wanted to show me "manlypop". he went in charging at my bestie's rotwieller claiming to be able to "tame" any beast. as it went to bite him, he ran for the fence and ended up catching his pants on the side of the cage. i had

Is now the time for me to scoop these out of the vault? I never buy anything besides the battle pass(I did buy the cleric).

Lifey has been rubbing shoulders with all the bad boys and girls of OW. we need a fugitives story arc!

Let it be known that I KNEW lifey and hazard are meant to be! but anyway, can we talk about how cute they would be as a fugitive couple? sounds like they are thinking about it. This made my Lifey bussy quiver a little bit.

Imagine that guy you beat up in the breakroom at work for unwanted contact, coming at you respectfully. He approaches you with class this time and ask you out. His friends and your friends were not vibing with that and they try to force you apart as you have secret meetings behind their backs. It

Just decided it was time

Not Doom being press over Lifeweaver? (special voiceline)

Imagine a ❄️b*tch finally getting a snatched waist. she says "see? you ain't even all that. I'll take your Daddy if I feel like it." you took that personally and went to snatch her wig in front of everyone but she ran into an alley out of view and no one saw. The next day she catches you with a

Imagine meeting up with a guy without talking about "positions" first because you wanted to take the "It's not all about s*x" route. you 2 end up in the bedroom and discover you are both bottoms. yall 🍃 about it and pass out. you don't take that route again. That's what happened here. 💅

Imagine that twink you told "it's on site" about to pull up at a party that you and your dj friend are throwing with the fam. Yall stay ready but also didn't want to ruin the party. You tell him you'll take care of it before he steps foot on the property. you handle the lightweight but then his bald

Imagine getting a new 🍃from the plug, you and the village sucker decide to try it together. She takes a hit and melts into the floor. you make fun of her for being a little b*tch as she greens out. you take a hit, and it was definitely next level. you melt into the floor and get a headache that

Guyss... what happened here?😭

Imagine a hoe talking sh*t on Instagram telling you to "pull up". You don't really do social media drama but she pulled up on your bestie who she know can't fight. you decide every day of the week to pull up at her job and beat her ass in front of her co-workers before her shift. That's what

Should the "grippie" during lifegrip get a 3rd person view during the grip for less confusion after a lifegrip?

Imagine your 🍃 buddy final deciding to take a break but he's having withdrawals. his plug comes through and tries to draw him back in but you are there to keep him sober. Ms. Princess Titties comes over with her dog and we all decide if his plug comes back we're gonna beat his ass at take his stuff

Getting grippy with it

Girl, you remember that time we were at Sombra's party and I was trying to leave to meet that dude with the good d*ck but you didn't want me to go and you came outside, lit af, trying to pull me back in and I had to clock you? Yeah? That was wild. 💅

Imagine meeting up in your Gothic girly's (who's also a little bit ghetto) hood but they decide to crash out at the last minute. You decide to get a cocktail. A tweaker approches and tries to sell you rap CD. you politely decline. Then a high school drop out teeny bopper appears and they try to

Imagine it's new years eve and your friend asking: how do you manage to server & slay all year? you look at the 4th walls camera and have a musical moment outbreak:

Imagine after the incident at the pet store you and your Haitian friend (who also may be some kind of spanish) decide to joint-adopt a pet 🐹 to show Daddy that you can take care of animals. Yall name it "Bobert" Everything is swell until another 🐹 appears drawn in by the pheromones of Bobert. You

Hem hem... relius... hem...

I feel like a hero saving Moria

Let's discuss. I was thinking that other heroes can sometimes say specific voicelines to lifeweaver whenever he grips them. what heroes and what things do you think would be said? I'll start.

Abother 6v6 POTG (better than the last one)