A guy is with a hot woman on a first date and he's really trying to impress her.
I'm having a hard time coming up with sharp jokes about pineapples
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
My dad used to make fun of Special Ed kids when he was young. And now his only child ended up with dyslexia.
I accidentally swallowed food coloring
My uncle does some work on the side
You guys seen that film CONSTIPATION?
Tennis balls for sale..
Why are so many orphans great business people?
As a child, I remember my entire family watching me open my first computer on my birthday.
What's a pirates favorite beverage?
As a kid, my favorite thing to do was counting crows in the yard with the old man next door.
Nicole Kidman during her time living in Sidney, Australia, December of 1983.
Pulled from a $25 target box. What do I do? Get graded?
It's 6pm on a Friday night and I'm unable to go online, but my friend can.
I'm getting notifications that it's busy in my area, go online... But Dash Nowis unavailable. What gives?
When your account was temporarily suspended (no cash outs) for possible fraud. How long before you got your earnings *and* could drive again?
The gang's all here.
Last week I text my crush "what's your favorite color?"
Uber eats delivery
Golden State Teacher Grant: 20k seems too good to be true?
Does my fat cat, Oswald, in his box count?
I used to film lessons on avoiding shark attacks while scuba diving.
My wife threw ice at me during an argument last night
I keep getting rides in the middle of surge zones that don’t have the surge applied. Also, when rides are requested from within surge zones that I myself am not in, surge is not applied.
