What is the most American line ever said by an American actor in an American movie ever?

Zebra gets it's face ripped off

One-legged break dancer

One-legged break dancer

I'm a 28y old male in the adult industry with a penis implant. AMA

Chicken laid this. What is going on here? NSFW because it's gross.

"For my third wish, I want my grandson to no longer be diabetic," I tell the genie.

This needs to be a South Park episode (if it isn't already)

My friend asked me if it's possible to get an eye transplant

As the child screeched incoherently, in what they describe as "tongues", the preacher loudly exclaims "Whatever evil has entered this child BEGONE!".

Ok, first off I know that this is the, "head" from a mortar. Found in the area that my grandfather used to drive "semis" during world War 2. I work in the same area and found it. He made $1.10 a day driving truck, but made $1.15 a day if he was hauling munitions because it was hazard pay.

The police arrested my bastard of a neighbor because he allegedly killed my wife a week ago.

Obviously conan

"Why did you murder your whole family?" the psychiatrist asked.

The guy who picked on me all through high school and then became a millionaire just placed a delivery order at KFC.

When her former crush hit on her at the class reunion, she knew all the diets and makeovers had paid off.

TIFU by falling for an escort

Who is this?

New to customizing, anyone have any tips or tricks for painting joints?

You can never lose the game

What’s going on with Justin Bieber’s involvement with this whole Diddy situation?

What species is this?

Man claims setting off firework in tied-up wife's vagina was an 'accident'

How do i open this door?

As a fan of alcohol here's how I know drinking causes memory loss.

"I think it's flu," the Doctor said cursorily, having ruled out any heart issue, "which would explain the breathlessness and the headaches, plus the shivering."