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If Miley Cyrus was born in England...

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If Miley Cyrus was born in England...

Sheep On Drugs - Motorbike

What are some phrases you heard as a kid that baffled you but now that you’re older understand the metaphor?

Delakota - C&#39;Mon Cincinnati (Fatboy Slim Remix)

Detroit style with spinach and smoked sausage!

Rolex pips Ferrari and Lego to top league of most reputable brands on the planet

Flashing my God Tier watch at the Colosseum in Rome.

I got a Yacht!…

[WTS] Bell &amp; Ross BR V2-94-SST Bellytanker Chronograph Limited Edition

[WTS] Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra NZL-32 Regatta Chronograph 2513.30

My dog is not impressed by the new Everest band. But I am!

[OMEGA] Seamaster Aqua Terra NZL-32 Chronometer

[WTS] Seiko SNK809, $60 shipped in CONUS

My new (to me) Tudor 94210 didn&#39;t come with a box so here&#39;s a photo of it on a sweet potato!

Karl-Anthony Towns of the Minnesota Timberwolves voted NBA rookie of the year!!

Good news! United finally in for striker Jason Bent!!! Player deets here!

&quot;My vision is for every high school player in the country to dream of putting on this uniform, and when they do, we will become unbreakable. and unbeatable.&quot;

what rock song do personally feel is the most beautiful song? one that elates you.

If you could ask a total stranger one question to find out something personal and meaningful about them, what would that question be?

Delakota - C'Mon Cincinnati (Fatboy Slim Remix)

[WTS] Bell & Ross BR V2-94-SST Bellytanker Chronograph Limited Edition

My new (to me) Tudor 94210 didn't come with a box so here's a photo of it on a sweet potato!

"My vision is for every high school player in the country to dream of putting on this uniform, and when they do, we will become unbreakable. and unbeatable."